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Alone on U Street

I just moved here, I’m new and I need to make friends, so I went out on U but found only dead ends. I was apprehensive, going out...

Vera Bradley, in verse

I saw my friend had A new bag on her shoulder And it looked really bad, So this is what I told her: Green, pink, and choral, Those...


The Great Snowstorm of January 2016

Bad Guys

Rumsfeld Walks Among Us

My morning at work started with this gchat with my buddy Max: Max:  guess who I saw on K street this morning. i’ll give you a hint:...

Deep Cuts