Kerry hurt in bike accident; 
rest of Europe visit cancelled

Secretary Kerry is a dreamer
pretending to be Lance
when he falls and breaks his femur
along the Tour de France

You’d think he was dying
Secretary Kerry’s such a diva
screaming and crying
as he’s airlifted to Geneva

Secretary Kerry is in pain
in too much of a crisis
to maintain his trip to Spain
or to Paris to discuss ISIS

So Secretary Kerry flies back
to let his wounds heal
and plan his attack
for a nuclear deal