Kerry hurt in bike accident;
rest of Europe visit cancelled
Secretary Kerry is a dreamer
pretending to be Lance
when he falls and breaks his femur
along the Tour de France
You’d think he was dying
Secretary Kerry’s such a diva
screaming and crying
as he’s airlifted to Geneva
Secretary Kerry is in pain
in too much of a crisis
to maintain his trip to Spain
or to Paris to discuss ISIS
So Secretary Kerry flies back
to let his wounds heal
and plan his attack
for a nuclear deal