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Scalia

Remember Scalia as a bigot

The late Antonin Scalia was a brazen bigot who did everything in his considerable power to curtail oppressed peoples’ pursuits of happiness. And yet, in many...

Know your DC cockroaches

There are only two types of cockroaches in Washington: Americans (Periplaneta Americana) and Germans (Blatella Germanica). Fittingly, the American cockroach...
rummy

Rumsfeld Walks Among Us

My morning at work started with this gchat with my buddy Max: Max:  guess who I saw on K street this morning. i’ll give you a hint: he’s evil me:...
vera

Vera Bradley, in verse

I saw my friend had A new bag on her shoulder And it looked really bad, So this is what I told her: Green, pink, and choral, Those colors entwine With...